Day Tripper


Hello my lovely friends! I’m so sorry to dip out on you for a day, but I’ve been busy eating Ohio. Grab a snack and a cold one, because this is going to be a heifer of a post.

Wednesday morning I arose to an empty house and an impending dentist appointment. What better way to prepare for such an event than eat:

All you need to know about these oats: peanut buttery perfection.

An hour or so after breakfast, I did 15 minutes of abs and headed to the lake for a quick run. It took less than 30 minutes, but it was just enough to know that I am a physical being, rather than a giant lump. Once back at the H-Unit household, I worked the arms in Popsicle’s bossy weight room.

The dentist appointment took 20 minutes, and afterward I ruined my sparkling teeth with some greenage:

Spinach salad with sprouts, mushrooms, faux bacon, hummus and a whole wheat pita.

I balanced any nutritional benefits of the salad with:

A few giant forkfuls of carrot cake.

I wanted to snooze after that. Alas, I pulled myself from the couch and drove to the mall. Could I get any girlier? Cake and malls, come ON, Kailey.

While trying on semi-skanky shorts for warmer weather (what? It’s OK as long as you own it), I selected an adorable little dress:

Call me Mrs. Flinstone, I can make your bed rock. A little Pebbles, no?

The thing about being a tall chick is that I sometimes can’t tell whether clothing items are dresses or shirts. I’m thinking this would actually be a:

Shirt. That's about two seconds away from a full moon.

I spent the rest of the night with Muffin! We had a blast rolling around town with her childhood besties and popping into a biker bar for approximately one minute.

This morning, MamaJ woke me up and said we were day tripping. I’m always down for that! After a breakfast of peanut butter-topped cereal (for me) and oats (for MamaJ), we hit the road with one destination in mind:

Pattycake Bakery!

Pattycake Bakery is an all-vegan, absolutely adorable bakery in Columbus, Ohio. I had my first bite of Pattycake wondrousity when interning with VegNews. I was so proud they were from the OH! I urge you to head to their utterly darling site and order something amazing. Here’s a gander:

I want it all.

Marry Me Blueberry muffins.

Get in my mouth.

Peanut butter and jelly cake. Done.

Of course we bought a piece. And many other goodies.

I have yet to sink my ever-whitening teeth (a spring break project) into the $26 of cake, cookies, whoopie pies and muffins that we bought, but I know they will all be gasmic.

Post sweet-tooth shopping spree, MamaJ and I were hangry. We hit up the nearby Mediterranean restaurant, LΓ‘vash CafΓ©, for lunch:

MamaJ, pumped to feast.

We ordered the essentials:

Pita wedges. The owner delivered homemade bread a bit later. Cutie.

And we both ordered this delightful plate:

Lavash salad, dolmas, hummus and falafel. I could eat this every day.


Killed it. HOW I DO.

Our Columbus culinary tour did not end there, though. A couple weeks ago, Matty Rich was watching The Best Thing I Ever Ate, spicy foods episode. He gasped in delight and shock that one of the places featured was an ice cream shop in Columbus. So, naturally, MamaJ and I had to find it and check it out.

I fell in love as soon as we stepped inside:

Maybe I just love cute chalkboards.

Specifically, we were searching for one ice cream at Jeni’s:

Queen City Cayenne, after my hometown!

Don’t think the irony of featuring a vegan bakery and an ice creamery in one post has passed me. I recognize that I am a joke. Anyway, we bought a pint of that little lovely for MattyRich! I also tried Pear Riesling sorbet, and it blew my mind. Please check out Jeni’s website for all the insane flavors. Here are a few more:

Crazy. Sarah, you would die over these flavors. And Brooke, they had a chocolate cornflake something. Yeah.

Despite not devouring baked goods and ice cream, I am still full from lunch. That was six hours ago. It has been a good day. A very good day.

Ciao for now,



75 Responses to “Day Tripper”

  1. Your mom is so freakin’ cute. And I absolutely love that dress. It would be a DRESS on me considering I’m on 5’1″!

  2. HEY LOVE!!
    okay so i know where you get your amazingness from..mama J!! WHOO! love the looks of those DESSERTS! omgsh i wouldnt be able to decide! LOVE THAT shirt/dress/whateva! you can make anything look good! I LOVE YOU

  3. What an amazing post!! Adorable dress, and ADORABLE bakery! I love it. And PB&J CAKE?! Yes please πŸ™‚

  4. OMG. Im out to dinner right now (and clearly the rudest person ever that I’m reading yo blog instead of being a normal human being–but that’s love, yo) and I want to abort operation stuff-myself-silly with Mediterranean comida (which is about to commence) and get my hands (and by that i mean MOUTH) on SALTY CARAMEL ice cream!!!! thats a lie. i want to dominate this meddi snackplate and then eat that ice cream. waaaaah i miss you and brookie. come back and let’s have another dessert crawl. I LOVE YOU!!!!


    I love Columbus! I spent many a weekend escaping to OSU during college (I lived/went to a small school in Cleveland). PS. The top of the dress is really cute, but the bottom does make it look a little pebbles-ish!

  6. 6 Kelly

    I am in love with your mom! Sounds like you had a really great day! I’m jealous you got to go to that great bakery and ice cream shop all in one day!

    That lunch looks divine too, might I add.

  7. Girl I totally hear ya on the whole dress/shirt ordeal!
    Being 5’10” it is sometimes hard to find long enough dresses hah;)
    but I love that shirt ( for us tall gals) u tried on! Where’d ya get it?!

  8. 8 Anna

    Vegan whoopie pies, mountains of pita, mind-blowing ice cream flavors – you’re having a helluva spring break, girl!

  9. 9 Jil

    So many amazing looking eats!! And that shirt/dress is adorable!! I have the same problems with stuff…especially being long torsoed (is that even a word?)..anyway…LOVE the neckline of that shirt/dress!

  10. 10 elise

    eff. YES.

  11. 11 mirig12

    I love the dress, but I am completely and totally in love with those shoes! They are amazing! I love that you’re 5’10” like me, and you wear heels too. So fierce!

    • 12 snackface

      mirig12- Ah! Thank you! I have no problems with being 6’2″ when I wear heels. And I just love beautiful shoes, so why not!

  12. 13 Alexis

    I’ve been reading your blog for awhile now, but don’t comment often. I decided to this time because I live in Cbus! πŸ™‚ I love love love Jeni’s and Lavash (which is where I discovered my recent love of Mediterranean food). I drive by Pattycake twice a day and have never gone…I really need to!!! Glad you had fun in Columbus πŸ™‚

    • 14 snackface

      Alexis- Hello my fellow Ohio girl! Yea, I’d totally hit up Pattycake if I were you. I don’t mean to be pushy, but it is GOOD.

  13. YUM! It sounds like a good day, indeed!!!

  14. That vegan bakery looks amazing as ever!!! Mmmmmm the pb&J cake looks so good!!!!!!!!!!

    U look so freaking hot in the dress!! Love it!!!! I knw what ya mean about it being so short, just becareful when your shaking your booty!!!

    I am so glad your having a great spring break!!!! Your mom is too cute!!!!! xoxo

    • 17 snackface

      Katie- Aww thank you and thank you. I wish I could share the food via computer. Really, it’s that good. And I’m passing the compliment onto Mumsy! xoxo

  15. Love your blog :)) yummy eats!!!

  16. Um, yes please! I’m so fiending for sugar after that post! πŸ™‚

  17. Ooh! I wish Lavash Cafe was a chain! It looks great! Your day looks super fun, girl!

  18. Wow that food looks AMAZING!!! The cupcakes and the cake… oh dear.
    And cute dress!!! I have that issue sometimes too.. is it a dress, is it a skirt? who knows? throw some leggings on and who cares!

  19. “My room is the g-spot”. The lyrics practically bring my to tears, they’re so deep. Lurveeee the almost hoohahhh showing pebbles-style. πŸ™‚

    • 24 snackface

      eatdrinkandbemerry- Bahaha “and I got her (bad word), grocery bag.” Like, grocery bag? Really? Boys, I know you can do better than that. I still love it and listen because it cracks me up. And I use the word hoo-haa all the time. LOVE.

  20. OMG! I lived right across the street from Pattycake while going to OSU. And I love love love Jeni’s (and miss it a lot). My fave flavor is Thai Chili. Sorry I just got super excited when I recognized the places in your post!

    • 26 snackface

      Emily- No way! I’d eat at Pattycake’s every day. It’d be so dangerous. And Jeni’s really is the cutest ice cream shoppe I’ve ever seen. So cute that I want to spell it “shoppe.”

  21. I love that you got to visit all our best eateries here in Columbus!! And in one day!!

  22. Drooling. So glad I have some peanut butter to eat here. PB&J cake? Sounds divine. And why do you make everything look good? ahh

  23. SO JEALOUS of this day, it looks like foodie heaven!! Vegan cupcakes + Medi food + ice cream = one deliciously awesome contradiction. I’m drooling over the lunch especially…next time you’re in NYC, you have to try Eva’s supersalads!! Glad you’re having so much fun on break, I can’t wait to hear about how gasm-worthy all those vegan baked goods are!! Enjoy the rest of your week gorgeous girl!!

    • 31 snackface

      Gabriela- Can we please do several culinary tours next time I’m in NYC? I’d love that. (Also, I love how I say that so casually, like I’m in NYC all the time. Jeebus.)

  24. ahhh such a cute dress!! i wish i was tall :[ you’re so lucky!!
    and the eats look AMAZINGG ❀

  25. 33 *Andrea*

    great week you;’re having! i could totally eat Mediterranean food all day every day

  26. Umm, didn’t know there was a vegan bakery in Ohio! Definitely going!

  27. AHHH PB&J desserts are SO GOOD- And I love that dress!

  28. That dress is SO adorable! And those PB oats look divine!!

  29. Explain to me HOW you didn’t sit down and eat your cake??!! Seriously! Isn’t that the point? You are very restrained and controlled! WOW! I would have eaten it all and then ordered 2nds! That icecream looks amazing- as does the carrot cake!! I really want to move/visit Columbus! It seems like such a great place to live! I also adore your mom in that picture, with her bossy striped outfit! She looks amazing( as do you!)>
    Wishing you a great Friday!

    • 38 snackface

      Barbara- Honestly, I have no idea how I didn’t devour that cake right in the shop. Somehow, I waited until 9pm to eat it. And it took maybe 2 minutes to finish. OUTRAGEOUS!!! I’ll pass the compliments onto MamaJ, too! πŸ™‚ xoxo

  30. 39 Ilene

    Definitely saw that dress/shirt online at Forever 21 πŸ™‚ Those desserts look amazingggggggggg!!!

  31. 40 Shelley (findinghappinessandhealth)

    COLUMBUS OHIO?!?! r u here now?? i just got home!! i’ve never heard of that bakery though πŸ™‚ you actually look adorable in taht short dress!


    • 41 snackface

      Shelley- I’m back in Cinci now! Columbus is only a 90 minute drive! You should totally check out the bakery– it’s amazing.

  32. I am quite jealous of your tasty Columbus tour with MamaJ! Everything looks and sounds magnificent! Queen City Cayenne Ice cream…that…I need.

  33. I have several dresses that I wear as shirts, but NEVER the other way around πŸ™‚ How did you not get the Salty Caramel?!? I forgive you.


    • 44 snackface

      Mama Pea- I’ll admit, I had one tiny half teaspoon sample. One word: exquisite.

  34. i wish we had food like that here!! xxx

  35. Seriously, how do you get your PB to do dat?? It looks so runny and luscious…how much is on that bowl? Dang it looks good.

    • 47 snackface

      Alice- OK, so the peanut butter is Kroger Natural Creamy, and we don’t refrigerate it. I’ve never had any pb this drippy before. And honestly, what you see there isn’t even an entire spoonful! It’s just a bit! (As in, not even 1 tbsp.)

  36. That looks like some serious good eating!!! You and your mom are so cute having fun together. Isn’t it great being close to your momma? πŸ˜€ She looks awesome too! As well as you in that cute top. Glad you went for a top instead of dress. Haha!

    • 49 snackface

      Tina- There is not a moment that goes by that I don’t realize how truly blessed I am. She is the world to me. I’ve even written essays about her.

  37. 50 Nicky

    The three flavas in that last photo are EXACTLY what I’d choose. I know I don’t know what others they do. I don’t need to.

  38. Haha, that looks like a fun and fiesty day. I hope all those beautiful treats get savored!

  39. That bakery is adorable!!! I want to be there NOW. haha
    Cute dress pictures – although being 5’10, there’s no way I could wear it as a dress either! Yikes.
    Glad you had such a fab day. Your mom is super cute:D

  40. 54 HannahMarie

    OMG Jeni’s is right down the street from my house!! Next time you should hit up Stauf’s too- the BEST. COFFEE/TEA. EVER. Or maybe I’m just Stauf’s-obsessed because I’m a grad student and spend many nights squatting there…??. I’ve stopped by Jeni’s a couple of times, but their line is always so long and gives me time to contemplate how I probably don’t really “need” ice cream. However, I’ve decided I “need” to wait it out this summer sometime because that ice cream “needs” to get in my belly! They have outrageously yummy-sounding flavors! Have you been to the North Market or Northstar Cafe? You would love both of those places I think!

    • 55 snackface

      HannahMarie- Yes, you NEED to wait it out. It’s beyond worth it. MamaJ even tried fig and goat cheese ice cream. Outrageous. And I totally need to check out both of those places!

  41. 56 HannahMarie

    P.S.- Stauf’s also sells PattyCake treats I think.

    Just to come full circle =)

  42. My mouth is literally watering from those bakery pics!!!

    PS…Did you receive my package yet?? πŸ™‚

  43. magnificent day of eats, shopping and straight CHILLIN. want to trade lives for a little bit? work is really fun and awesome, i promise.

  44. Kale babes! You are so damn cute!!!! I am absolutely obsessed with those heels–they look so adorable on you. But that shirt/dress?! Pshh, you could rock it! HAHA

    Vegan carrot cake?! Pb & Jelly cake?! Queen City Cayenne (uhh, i’d love that–always down for some extra spiciness!)!??! Mediterranean food?! Helllllllo food porn.

    You and mamaj make me miss my own mamaj (aka jeany babes) !! I hope you’re still having the greatest time! Love you!

  45. so many things to love in this post! i love massive ones (TWSS). your legs are so sassy in the shirt/dress photos. haha. skanky shorts. love you and love summertime. i LOVE the name of that bakery and the sign out front. who doesnt love a cupcake with a face? GREEK. NOM NOM NOM. love you, have a fabulous weekend, sweetie pie!

  46. 61 Mansee

    I love this post! I grew up in Columbus πŸ™‚

  47. Thanks for swinging by, Kailey. And nice dress. Hotter than our Queen City Cayenne?

  48. You look adorable in that dress, definitely Pebbles ALL grown up! hahaha

    Your momma is SO young. You guys could pass for sisters. I’m sure you already get that all the time huh? πŸ˜›

  49. ah, what a fun trip with mamaJ! def wish i could do that with my mama! esp with the vegan treats!

  50. That sounds like a very good day indeed! Love the pb oats and the pb and j cake girl! Have a happy Friday πŸ™‚

  51. Ahh, I wish I had an even remotly vegan bakery ’round here! 😦
    Just not fair.



  52. Ahh that bakery looks amazing! Jeals, to the max.


  53. 69 Amy (Up and Running!)

    I am proud to live in C-bus.

  54. i want one of everything, including the semi-skanky shorts. thank ya very much.

  55. Kailey! As a Columbus native I LOVED the post!! πŸ™‚ I am obsessed with Jeni’s and actually just went there with some girlfriends a couple days ago! They have amazing seasonal ice cream flavors too, like pumpkin in fall, strawberries in summer etc. So you will have to make multiple trips back to check it out!! Also, last summer a friend and I tried to stop at every single greek food place in Columbus and Lavash was amazing! The owner makes it a point to talk to every customer and aren’t the decorations on the inside so cute? ha sorry for the random comment I just, of course, am thrilled to see some of my favorite Columbus eats πŸ™‚

  56. 72 Brooke

    OMG VEGAN PBJ CAKE AND THAT ICE CREAM!!! Boo, I MISS YOU! Gawd, long live summer 09! GG and views from the top! And triple layer hummus!

    I miss you and know that I be readin’ urry damn day.


  57. ummm.. Foodie galore! Love this whole post!
    you and your mama are so precious.

  58. 74 Kate

    Hey girl! I just came across your site and started reading and saw you were in Ohio! I’m actually from Columbus and absolutely LOVE Jeni’s icecream and Pattycake Bakery! The best Jeni’s icecream flavor is her Fig and Goat Cheese. Oh my gosh!!!!!!! If you catch that she has it sometime, do try it it’s out of this world! πŸ™‚ I look forward to reading more of your blog. πŸ™‚ (BTW, I have the exact same mug as you – from Anthropology, right?) πŸ™‚

  59. Well now I have to go back just to try that cupcake place! I guess cupcakes are big in Columbus b/c I tried two places in three days!

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